Vintage Phillips HMV Portable Turntable Clock ($200)
This old-school Phillips portable turntable with brushed metal finish has a silent sweeping second hand and quartz clock mechanism that’s powered by one AA battery. The player comes with John Lennon’s “Instant Karma” single as the clock’s face, but if you hate hippies, you can email the seller and they’ll find a different record that suits you.
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