COLIN FARRELL | MIAMI VICE (2006)
“Miami Vice? I didn’t like it so much. I understood that we were trying to paint a relationship with Tubbs and Crockett that was so grounded and familiar that there was no need for them to incessantly talk to each — or look at each other — over two and a half hours.”
How could you not want to look at Colin Farrell for two hours? Hubba hubba! (Seriously though, you have to admit he’s a pretty good-looking guy.)
JAIME LEE CURTIS | VIRUS (1999)
“That’s a piece of shit movie. It’s an unbelievably bad movie; just bad from the bottom.”
We think the biggest problem with Virus* was that it didn’t feature a JLC nude or almost-nude scene, as did classics like Trading Places and A Fish Called Wanda. And while the show was stolen in True Lies by Tom Arnold, the striptease scene JLC did (video below) was not too shabby.
*We’ve never seen Virus.